Lady and Gentlemen make sure you buckle your seats and set out for a thrilling ride of ridiculousness! "Cocaine Bear" is an unmissable ride in more different ways. This film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an hilarious horror comedy that will get you laughing, scratching your head and pondering the life choices of both bears as well as drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
When we first meet the stunning Andrew C Thornton, played well by Matthew Rhys, you know you're about to embark on a wild journey. He's a smuggler with style along with grace. And a aptitude for dropping his precious cargo in the most unfortunate places. But little did he know just how he'd by accident create the legend of the 20th century "Cocaine Bear!"
Now, forget what you think you know about bears and their diet preferences. This movie takes a daring argument and claims that when bears consume cocaine they won't be just partying; they become bloodthirsty creatures! Beware, Godzilla it's time to welcome a new ruler in town. And Bears have a love of powdered substances.
The characters we have in our story, comprising the unhinged police as well as the reckless criminals and innocent pedestrians who weren't able to locate their way out of a garbage bag They will have you entertained. Their collective incompetence is amazing to watch. If you're ever wanting to laugh, just imagine how Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell as they try to solve an issue without shooting each other.
Don't forget to mention our brave adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. They're not from the movie from "Frozen." Two hikers discover the riches of Colombian delights, and then before you're able to say "Bearzilla," they become their primary targets of Cocaine Bear's hunger for food. It's true, who really needs anyone to have a Disney princess when you have hissing, running bear who is out on the run?
It strikes the right blend of comedy and terror which makes you laugh at at one point and (blog) clutching your popcorn in fear the next. The bodies count increases faster then the hairs around your neck and you'll find yourself cheering at each death with a wicked enjoyment. This is like watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper.
Now, let's talk about that final battle. Imagine this: a waterfall flowing in the background our fearless family that includes Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry poised to confront each other in the battle against Cocaine Bear. The epic fight of an era, complete with the sound of bear roars and explosions and enough white powder to put Tony Montana to shame. And just when you think that the bear has been killed after all, it's resurrected with a cocaine explosion! This is a tale of a return to epic proportions.
It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have certain flaws. The editing is as jumpy in the way a squirrel would be, it leaves you scratching at your desk and wondering if the film reel could have been used for scratching point. However, don't worry dear fans, as the bear CGI truly tops the pack. The bear has the power to steal the show and they appeared to feel a bit sated themselves.
The film mixes that combines tension, double-crossings as well as unexpected connections. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. As the credits begin to roll and you leave the theater smiling on your lips, remember his final warning to the audience: You should not feed bears anything. particularly not anything that contains drugs or hiking buddies. Don't be fooled, it's not going to result in a happy ending for anyone.
Then, go grab your popcorn and buckle up to get lost in this wacky adventure called "Cocaine Bear." The film is an unforgettable experience that's sure to leave you in tears, while you contemplate the significance of bears and their amazing party potential.